Our Family Beginnings

I gave up on monitoring my statcounter, because I know that they’re reading and frankly, if they want to read, that’s their business.  What’s it to me, honestly?  As a result, I don’t know what weird things people are searching on to find my blog.  But I never seemed to be the type to get things that were too off the wall.  Some of you really get doozies.

That being said, I was going through my spam comment folder and had a good laugh today, literally.  It seems that amongst the “Free Ci.ali.s 4u” spam were a bunch of joke spams.  Seriously, actual jokes.  Though, they are Lori’s type of humor, mostly.  If you are on twitter, you’ll know what I mean.  Here they are:

• I have a nice fresh joke for you people) Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed!
• I have a nice joke. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• Good joke What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.  This one was my favorite.
• I have a nice joke for you) What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!
• I have a joke for you =) Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.
• A joke for you! What is the difference between a prizefighter and a man with a cold? One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose!
• I have a nice fresh joke for you people) Which animals failed to come to Noah’s Ark in pairs? Worms, they came in apples!
• I have a nice joke for you) How do you clean ice off tall buildings? With sky scrapers.
• A joke for you! What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers.

Also if you are on twitter and want to follow me, leave your handle in the comments or email me, and I’ll add you! I’m a locked down user, and if you know my name, it’s my first initial last name as my username.